TOP 10

Just imagine the world if Jay Paterno were to become the head coach of Penn State...here are a list of 10 things that would happen, I just happen to call them LOCK IT UP moments...

The Jay Paterno as Head Coach of Penn State Football Top Ten "LOCK IT UP" Moments

10. Weekly visits from the President Obama Administration
(Low level assistant to the assistant secretary of Agriculture or equivalent)

9. Each recruiting season, losing 4 out of 5 top WPIAL prospects to Ohio State, Pitt & Michigan

8. Lowest quarterback rating in the Big Ten, but the best 4th down conversion rating in Big Ten

7. Attendance declines 40% over the first 2 years from 107,000/per to 64,200/per contest

6. Penn State bowl performance begin to look like Notre Dame's (need I say more?)

5. Cyanide found in JayPa's Gatorade during first spring practice, Tom Bradley, Larry Johnson Sr., and Greg Schiano are all questioned by authorities

4. Joe Paterno speaks highly of his choice as successor, similar to the way he speaks of Temple, Akron, and Coastal Carolina programs, just prior to beating them 59-0

3. Penn State removes the two large upper deck seating areas at Beaver Stadium to better accommodate the "true die-hards" that show up for each Saturday's joke fest.

2. Bellefonte Area High school scrimmages Jay Paterno's squad in July of 2010. Penn State wins 14-0, both touchdowns are on interception returns by linebackers. Penn State musters 56 yards of total offense

And the Number 1 "LOCK IT UP" Moment under Jay Paterno:

1. On his death bed, Joe Paterno weakly states "Can that little prick", he passes away shortly thereafter. People take to the streets in mourning and anger at the devastation Jay has brought the program....he quickly flees town, but is later caught by four men in their early 30's. He is beaten and left for dead near Snow Shoe, no charges are filed.