TOP 10

Just imagine the world if Jay Paterno were to become the head coach of Penn State...here are a list of 10 things that would happen, I just happen to call them LOCK IT UP moments...

The Jay Paterno as Head Coach of Penn State Football Top Ten "LOCK IT UP" Moments

10. Weekly visits from the President Obama Administration
(Low level assistant to the assistant secretary of Agriculture or equivalent)

9. Each recruiting season, losing 4 out of 5 top WPIAL prospects to Ohio State, Pitt & Michigan

8. Lowest quarterback rating in the Big Ten, but the best 4th down conversion rating in Big Ten

7. Attendance declines 40% over the first 2 years from 107,000/per to 64,200/per contest

6. Penn State bowl performance begin to look like Notre Dame's (need I say more?)

5. Cyanide found in JayPa's Gatorade during first spring practice, Tom Bradley, Larry Johnson Sr., and Greg Schiano are all questioned by authorities

4. Joe Paterno speaks highly of his choice as successor, similar to the way he speaks of Temple, Akron, and Coastal Carolina programs, just prior to beating them 59-0

3. Penn State removes the two large upper deck seating areas at Beaver Stadium to better accommodate the "true die-hards" that show up for each Saturday's joke fest.

2. Bellefonte Area High school scrimmages Jay Paterno's squad in July of 2010. Penn State wins 14-0, both touchdowns are on interception returns by linebackers. Penn State musters 56 yards of total offense

And the Number 1 "LOCK IT UP" Moment under Jay Paterno:

1. On his death bed, Joe Paterno weakly states "Can that little prick", he passes away shortly thereafter. People take to the streets in mourning and anger at the devastation Jay has brought the program....he quickly flees town, but is later caught by four men in their early 30's. He is beaten and left for dead near Snow Shoe, no charges are filed.

United States of Liberalism

Check out Diane the Marxist Sawyer on ABC's Good Morning America Just listen to her questions to Joe Horn who killed two burglars stealing property from his neighbor. You can hear Diane the Dem. making the two criminals into the victims. You see, in Texas, you are entitled to Life, Liberty, and PROPERTY. This includes your own and your neighbors. Texas is a REPUBLIC, which closely follows the US Constitution, perhaps Diane would read up on this. Of course she won't, but I'm sure she has the United Nations treaties all memorized. Mr. Horn was completely in the right to confront the thieves, exactly why he was never charged with any crime.

The media is just another facet of America that should be labeled socialist. They are for a collective whole, not a person, not our rights, just more control by big government. I would love to hear Obama's take on this. He would probably shed a tear for the minority thieves, blame it on Bush's tax cuts and the war in Iraq and condemn Mr. Horn who did the right thing. Make this a lesson to future criminals that they work in a very dangerous profession, and if they come stumbling into my house they will be met with the same enthusiasm and Mr. Horn.

"Linebacker U" and booze!!

The former puke smelling, urine overflowing, awful Amberbock serving, SportsCafe has been purchase by our own LaVar. This is great! But what makes it even better is that the CDT is reporting it will be called "Linebacker U".

How great is that!?! The only problem I foresee is the line wrapping around and running into the line for Cafe 210 and in many of our drunken stumbles, entering the wrong establishment, but I digress...

"Linebacker U" is a great name and it's about time some of the local bars accept the football program into their names. All we have now is "Lions Den", which is good, but we need more! Adding to the culture that is Penn State football especially by a former player as beloved as LaVar is much needed.

I salute you Mr. Arrington and hopefully "Linebacker U" will be open for business both on the field and downtown this coming fall.